Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Breaking News

A founding member of the original seven, Ottawa GM Michael Friedman, has unexpectedly withdrawn his team from the 2008-09 Elijahu Cup playoffs. Allegations of blood-doping and sex scandals have besieged Friedman's Ottawa franchise. One unidentified source claims, "its bad enough they're from Senator's country, but what those kids are up to is just not kosher." Others close to GM Friedman claim personal reasons, citing anxiety and sleep deprivation at the thought of competing against reigning champion, GM Yoni Dayan. Authorities are looking into the mater.

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